Everyone loves a good ultimatum. It’s your awesome, hardcore way of saying, “Hey, I’m doing something dramatic.” And people dig that.
See, all good relationships are built on ultimatums. Your boyfriend is taking too long to propose? Give him an ultimatum. Random blonde girl isn’t sure if she wants to date you exclusively? Give her an ultimatum. You don’t have to wait around for other people and their lazy apathetic decision making anymore. Today’s the day that you can take back control of your life.
And the best part is when the deadline passes and he/she decided not to do what you wanted, you can just decide that you were bluffing anyway. Win-win.